Life of Irl the liberal baboon.

THE FOLLOWING IS A FICTIONAL TALE OF IRL THE LIBERAL BABOON. ANY RESEMBLANCE TO REAL LIFE CHARACTERS IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.

This is Irl's life:

He is bored! He has nothing to do but to scratch his @#*&#%$

The poor guy has no life! His boyfriend keeps hooking up with other fruits and keeps on swinging from the trees!

His daddy Harvey and Uncle Barney have joined the circus, so Irl is now alone. So now it's time to take a peek into the daily life of Irl. He's in a bit of a grumpy mood ever since Whitey The Cobra and Jessie Brownsnake bit into his manhood.