Life of Irl the Liberal Baboon: the Daddy Chronicles

The following is a fictional account of Irl the liberal baboon:

Occupoop Los Angeles

Today, I drove by the "0ccupy LA site" aka Los Angeles City Hall.  I pity the moonbats!  As I drove up, at 1 light, some Kenyan moonbat decided he had the right to cross the street on a red light!  I nearly ran into the dumb moonbat!  At another intersection, some moonbat bimbo and her dope decided to start crossing when the don't walk warning started flashing.  The dumbasses were in my blindspot when I started turning after I waited for a crowd to finish crossing legally.  The bimbo and her tallywhacker moonbat gave me a dirty look when I honked my horn at them.  Now for the real scoop:  I could smell a bad stench across the street!  Driving by the occupied area looked awful!  Judge for yourself with the drive by pics I took.  Trust me, I wanted to get out of there as quickly as possible!  The stench could make you puke!

Hey Occupoopers, TAKE A BATH & GET A JOB!

Hey lefty loons! You really should listen to what Newt says. You can't keep free loading and trespassing on the LA City Hall's lawns. You heard the message your head moonbat has said: it's time to move on! Stop pooping in public like a bunch of mongrels, take a bath, and get a job. Jobs don't fall out of the sky, unlike your fellow moonbats, so flap your arms, fly on over to a bathroom, take a bath, and get back to work!

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The Misadventures of Irl Tallywhacker Part 2

The Misadventures of Irl Tallywhacker Part 1

Life of Irl the liberal baboon.

THE FOLLOWING IS A FICTIONAL TALE OF IRL THE LIBERAL BABOON. ANY RESEMBLANCE TO REAL LIFE CHARACTERS IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.

This is Irl's life:

He is bored! He has nothing to do but to scratch his @#*&#%$

The poor guy has no life! His boyfriend keeps hooking up with other fruits and keeps on swinging from the trees!

His daddy Harvey and Uncle Barney have joined the circus, so Irl is now alone. So now it's time to take a peek into the daily life of Irl. He's in a bit of a grumpy mood ever since Whitey The Cobra and Jessie Brownsnake bit into his manhood.

Orange County Auto Show 2011

It is I, mystere reporting here!

Seeing some of the new cars at the Orange County Auto Show was a blast! Here are some

of the cars and trucks shown on the floor:

This Fiat 500 has the convertible styling of the "bathtub" Nash Rambler of the 1950s, a styling cue that came from Pinin Farina. His styling cues have come back in a fresh design for Fiat.

Now I must hand it to GM for their ideas, even though I'm not a big fan of theirs. They do have some good ideas. But wait until you read about the test drive portion.

Look at that engine compartment

of the Nissan Leaf! Awesome machine!

Now this Acura is a red hot tamale!

This "Star Wars" car got plenty of attention on the floor!

On another blog site, I got a reaction from a reader, where she said she wants that Star Wars car. This car is one cool cat to watch out for in the upcoming car shows across the United States.

Another cool ride which got everyone's attention was the redesigned VW Beetle.

I had the opportunity to do some test drives as well. I drove 4 different vehicles around to see what's new and good: The Ford F-150 Pickup, the Ford Escape Hybrid, the Toyota Tacoma Pickup, and the redesigned VW Beetle.

About the Ford F-150: that truck rode like a car! I learned how to drive years ago on a 1959 Ford F-100 truck with a column shift 3 speed stick shift. I have also driven a 1968 Ford F-100 with a stick shift in the past, along with an early 80s Toyota truck with a 5 speed stick. I've often heard complaints from other people about how uncomfortable trucks are in areas such as the seats, the ride, and how they handle on the road. I've experienced the discomforts, and understand these people's complaints fully. If these same people were to drive the Ford F-150 today, they would not be complaining at all. That truck does what the ads say: it rides like a car! Here's some sad news though: when I compared it to the competing GM trucks (the GMC Sierra and Chevrolet Silverado, those trucks paled in comparison to the Ford! When I sat in those seats, they felt uncomfortable compared to the Ford. The only domestic full size pickup that had comfortable seats besides the Ford was the Cadillac Escalade EXT. The Cadillac, however, is not meant to be a comfortable work truck. My question to GM is this: why couldn't you put some comfortable seats in your base trucks, and make the Cadillac Escalade EXT even more luxurious, instead of making the Cadillac comfortable, and stripping down the comforts in the GMC and Chevrolet lines of trucks? Ford has taken GM to shame. Now to be fair, I didn't have time to sit in the RAM pickups, but in the past years, I've found the Dodge Rams to be more comfortable than GMC & Chevy.

Now about the Ford Escape hybrid: that SUV has power, and great response with the hybrid power. I could zip around traffic in one of those SUVs if I needed to buy one.

Now for compact pickups, I had fun driving the Toyota Tacoma. I've test driven them several times over the past few years. This year, Toyota wanted to emphasize the anti lock brakes on many of their vehicles. As I drove around the track, I was able to get the truck to stop on a dime without getting into a skid. Overall, I could tell anyone who wants a Toyota to go ahead and get one.

Okay, this is my final test drive vehicle report: When I waited in line to test drive a new VW Beetle, I was checking out how many VW Beetles they had for the test drive: 3 Beetles. I noticed in one of the Beetles, there was this gorgeous blonde lady assigned to ride with those of us who were test driving the cars. I started wondering who was going to drive with this lady sitting beside him. When it came down to having 2 guys ahead of me waiting for a test drive, I really started wondering who was going to ride with this lady. I looked at all 3 of the attendants in the Beetles while waiting in line. Soon, it became my turn to test drive one of the Beetles. Who was my attendant?

THE HOT BLONDE LADY!!!!!!!!!!

Now that was my most memorable test ride this year! I had so much fun driving that VW! I think there were some guys waiting behind me who were a bit saddened that they weren't going to drive with that lady beside them!

Now about that VW: The best thing about it was the steering and cornering. I had a great feel of the road, yet it wasn't bumpy. My hopes for the VW buyer is that the Beetle will prove to be reliable as the way it handles too. That is one cool car that will hopefully bring some joy to the pocketbook as well!

Whipping Moonbats

Funky things keep coming from the left field this week. I keep scanning the headlines, and it looks like the lefties have lost their minds. Of course they didn't have much of a mind to lose. After all, lefties don't have a fully functioning brain to begin with. There seems to be a food shortage in Moonbatville. Mr. E has told me he's gotten requests from moonbats to help them find something to load in their feeding troughs. Well, there must be some dung beetles infestations in Moonbatville. Oh my!"

A Rat Has Sprung The Trap! His Name Is Earl!

Oh My-my-my!  A rat has finally sprung a trap!  I just came across this site after doing a search on the web, after a rabid rat who calls himself Earl did a nasty rant on Mr. E's blog.

Let me give you the link, but I must warn you to not have anyone under 17 look at it without your consent!  Read the replies if you go to the site...about the one who wants to borrow something from the site!
http://www.rickey.org/anthony-weiner-shirtless-pictures-from-the-congressional-gym/anthony-weiner-shirtless-congress-gym-09-2011-06-12/

Mr. Hudnutt, you can come out of the closet now!  Or is your real name Dean?

Obama's Last Stand: His Bid to Jump-Start Economy Before 2012

Obama's Last Stand: His Bid to Jump-Start Economy Before 2012

Uh, maybe he should pull off a wacky stunt!

Oh wait, he just did!

Liberals Know How To Embarass Themselves

Oh muh muh my! It is I, Max in the print, here! Mr. E and I have been pouring all over the web! May I ask anyone here who is a liberal: What are you all thinking? For one thing, you let your best man in Congress get away with exposing himself in a big ugly flash! Now why did you all get so pissed off about it? He was only being a Democrat! You do realize you will lose another seat in the House when he resigns, right? Is it really that bad for you liberals to have a guy exposing himself all over the web? Your old Bubba got caught with his pants down with Monica Lewinsky, and he stayed in office...why not with the Weiner Dude? All you need to do is start up a campaign, and tell them a dude named Earl started the so called nonsense, then find someone who's willing to be the patsy to go public, and say "My Name Is Irl!" Just change the way you spell the name Earl to Irl, so that you don't get into trouble with NBC! And since Weiner's from New York, get someone in a place like Philly or Detroit to take the fall for Weiner! Maybe Detroit is the better of the two; after all, Detroit guys are a bunch of punks! Now, we need a last name for Irl......hmm....okay, here's one: Hadanutt. Get it? Had a nutt! Hee hee! And yet, it's ordinary enough to be funny! Imagine someone yelling out "MY NAME IS IRL HADANUTT!!!!" I mean this guy can take a media chopping, and it would be so funny! Let me say it again: "MY NAME IS IRL HADANUTT!!!!" Now that is funny! "I'm Irl Hadanutt!!!!" "I'm Irl Hadanutt!!!" "Oh Boy I'm Feeling Funny!!!" "I'm gonna take the fall for the Weiner dude!!!!" "I'm Irl Hadanutt!!!!" Okay liberals, now don't you think that was funny? Imagine all the laughs you can draw with those lines, had you encouraged Anthony Weiner to stay in office! Oh wait, you guys want a mug shot for your fall guy? I believe Mystere has one in his files for me to use.

Hardball Matthews Namecalling Republicans as "Dunderheads"

MRC.org - Media Research Center

Boy Oh Boy! Looks like Chris Matthews is feeling a wedgey from behind! What kind of stupid thing will he say next?

Harold Camping's May 21 2011

As I write this post, it's a week away from the date that cult leader Harold Camping says is the date of Jesus Christ's second coming. Huh? Jesus is definitely coming back on May 21 2011? OH REALLY? And he said so in the Bible? Really now?

What Bible is this guy reading? Uh, why didn't I get a warning? After all, I believe Jesus will return SOME DAY like the Bible says...and it says that we won't know the exact date that he will return.

Uh, Pastor Camping, what are you going to do when you face God, and He confronts you for ordering him to come on the 21st?

Let's get back to reality...we don't know what day Jesus is going to retun to this earth, and we better be ready! Anyone who gives a date of His return is asking for trouble, and risks facing His eternal wrath for leading people astray.

Please keep Camping's followers in your prayers for their potection.

Things Done For Fun - Album Covers & Picture Sleeves

Just how often does one get to have fun posting blogs when one does political blogging such as myself? It's time to breathe a litttle and let loose with some fun!


I just recently came across some pics of album artwork for artists and bands who were popular in the 70s and 80s. How many of these do you recognize?