Liberals Know How To Embarass Themselves

Oh muh muh my! It is I, Max in the print, here! Mr. E and I have been pouring all over the web! May I ask anyone here who is a liberal: What are you all thinking? For one thing, you let your best man in Congress get away with exposing himself in a big ugly flash! Now why did you all get so pissed off about it? He was only being a Democrat! You do realize you will lose another seat in the House when he resigns, right? Is it really that bad for you liberals to have a guy exposing himself all over the web? Your old Bubba got caught with his pants down with Monica Lewinsky, and he stayed in office...why not with the Weiner Dude? All you need to do is start up a campaign, and tell them a dude named Earl started the so called nonsense, then find someone who's willing to be the patsy to go public, and say "My Name Is Irl!" Just change the way you spell the name Earl to Irl, so that you don't get into trouble with NBC! And since Weiner's from New York, get someone in a place like Philly or Detroit to take the fall for Weiner! Maybe Detroit is the better of the two; after all, Detroit guys are a bunch of punks! Now, we need a last name for Irl......hmm....okay, here's one: Hadanutt. Get it? Had a nutt! Hee hee! And yet, it's ordinary enough to be funny! Imagine someone yelling out "MY NAME IS IRL HADANUTT!!!!" I mean this guy can take a media chopping, and it would be so funny! Let me say it again: "MY NAME IS IRL HADANUTT!!!!" Now that is funny! "I'm Irl Hadanutt!!!!" "I'm Irl Hadanutt!!!" "Oh Boy I'm Feeling Funny!!!" "I'm gonna take the fall for the Weiner dude!!!!" "I'm Irl Hadanutt!!!!" Okay liberals, now don't you think that was funny? Imagine all the laughs you can draw with those lines, had you encouraged Anthony Weiner to stay in office! Oh wait, you guys want a mug shot for your fall guy? I believe Mystere has one in his files for me to use.