There is something about Barack Obama and his taste for burgers. We have never seen any other President having frequent burger runs, where he treats others to hamburgers, whenever he is at some burger joint with his Secret Service guys. Now, I bet if either Mystere or I were to meet him at some burger joint such as Five Guys, Carl's Jr (or Hardees to those of you on the East Coast), Jack In The Box, In-N-Out, Burger King, or any other well known Burger joint, I'm sure he could tell us which burger is the juiciest one.
However, there is one thing that concerns me and Mystere: Obama's safety. This guy is putting himself at high risk whenever he dares to venture out on one of his big cravings for that juicy slab of beef between some toasted buns! Let's face it: he is making himself an easy target for some crazed whack-job who would stop at nothing to finish him off. If Obama keeps on frequenting some burger joints on a regular basis along with Joey B and the "Men In Black" alongside him, some loon just might try to pull off some kind of terrorist stunt...don't put it past Osama bin Laden and his gang of kooks to do so.
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