How Does An Old Fashioned Political @$$ Whipping Feel?

Libbies, you'll need your 'rhoid ointments to sit this one out:  It looks like Taco Bell has been stuffing horse meat into their tacos and burritos!  Now why do your Euros want to eat horse meat?

Oh, and what's this about Chrissi, you ask?  Your blabbermouth has been crying over being asked if he still gets a tingle up his l'eggs.