Orange County Auto Show 2011

It is I, mystere reporting here!

Seeing some of the new cars at the Orange County Auto Show was a blast! Here are some

of the cars and trucks shown on the floor:

This Fiat 500 has the convertible styling of the "bathtub" Nash Rambler of the 1950s, a styling cue that came from Pinin Farina. His styling cues have come back in a fresh design for Fiat.

Now I must hand it to GM for their ideas, even though I'm not a big fan of theirs. They do have some good ideas. But wait until you read about the test drive portion.

Look at that engine compartment

of the Nissan Leaf! Awesome machine!

Now this Acura is a red hot tamale!

This "Star Wars" car got plenty of attention on the floor!

On another blog site, I got a reaction from a reader, where she said she wants that Star Wars car. This car is one cool cat to watch out for in the upcoming car shows across the United States.

Another cool ride which got everyone's attention was the redesigned VW Beetle.

I had the opportunity to do some test drives as well. I drove 4 different vehicles around to see what's new and good: The Ford F-150 Pickup, the Ford Escape Hybrid, the Toyota Tacoma Pickup, and the redesigned VW Beetle.

About the Ford F-150: that truck rode like a car! I learned how to drive years ago on a 1959 Ford F-100 truck with a column shift 3 speed stick shift. I have also driven a 1968 Ford F-100 with a stick shift in the past, along with an early 80s Toyota truck with a 5 speed stick. I've often heard complaints from other people about how uncomfortable trucks are in areas such as the seats, the ride, and how they handle on the road. I've experienced the discomforts, and understand these people's complaints fully. If these same people were to drive the Ford F-150 today, they would not be complaining at all. That truck does what the ads say: it rides like a car! Here's some sad news though: when I compared it to the competing GM trucks (the GMC Sierra and Chevrolet Silverado, those trucks paled in comparison to the Ford! When I sat in those seats, they felt uncomfortable compared to the Ford. The only domestic full size pickup that had comfortable seats besides the Ford was the Cadillac Escalade EXT. The Cadillac, however, is not meant to be a comfortable work truck. My question to GM is this: why couldn't you put some comfortable seats in your base trucks, and make the Cadillac Escalade EXT even more luxurious, instead of making the Cadillac comfortable, and stripping down the comforts in the GMC and Chevrolet lines of trucks? Ford has taken GM to shame. Now to be fair, I didn't have time to sit in the RAM pickups, but in the past years, I've found the Dodge Rams to be more comfortable than GMC & Chevy.

Now about the Ford Escape hybrid: that SUV has power, and great response with the hybrid power. I could zip around traffic in one of those SUVs if I needed to buy one.

Now for compact pickups, I had fun driving the Toyota Tacoma. I've test driven them several times over the past few years. This year, Toyota wanted to emphasize the anti lock brakes on many of their vehicles. As I drove around the track, I was able to get the truck to stop on a dime without getting into a skid. Overall, I could tell anyone who wants a Toyota to go ahead and get one.

Okay, this is my final test drive vehicle report: When I waited in line to test drive a new VW Beetle, I was checking out how many VW Beetles they had for the test drive: 3 Beetles. I noticed in one of the Beetles, there was this gorgeous blonde lady assigned to ride with those of us who were test driving the cars. I started wondering who was going to drive with this lady sitting beside him. When it came down to having 2 guys ahead of me waiting for a test drive, I really started wondering who was going to ride with this lady. I looked at all 3 of the attendants in the Beetles while waiting in line. Soon, it became my turn to test drive one of the Beetles. Who was my attendant?

THE HOT BLONDE LADY!!!!!!!!!!

Now that was my most memorable test ride this year! I had so much fun driving that VW! I think there were some guys waiting behind me who were a bit saddened that they weren't going to drive with that lady beside them!

Now about that VW: The best thing about it was the steering and cornering. I had a great feel of the road, yet it wasn't bumpy. My hopes for the VW buyer is that the Beetle will prove to be reliable as the way it handles too. That is one cool car that will hopefully bring some joy to the pocketbook as well!

Whipping Moonbats

Funky things keep coming from the left field this week. I keep scanning the headlines, and it looks like the lefties have lost their minds. Of course they didn't have much of a mind to lose. After all, lefties don't have a fully functioning brain to begin with. There seems to be a food shortage in Moonbatville. Mr. E has told me he's gotten requests from moonbats to help them find something to load in their feeding troughs. Well, there must be some dung beetles infestations in Moonbatville. Oh my!"

A Rat Has Sprung The Trap! His Name Is Earl!

Oh My-my-my!  A rat has finally sprung a trap!  I just came across this site after doing a search on the web, after a rabid rat who calls himself Earl did a nasty rant on Mr. E's blog.

Let me give you the link, but I must warn you to not have anyone under 17 look at it without your consent!  Read the replies if you go to the site...about the one who wants to borrow something from the site!
http://www.rickey.org/anthony-weiner-shirtless-pictures-from-the-congressional-gym/anthony-weiner-shirtless-congress-gym-09-2011-06-12/

Mr. Hudnutt, you can come out of the closet now!  Or is your real name Dean?

Obama's Last Stand: His Bid to Jump-Start Economy Before 2012

Obama's Last Stand: His Bid to Jump-Start Economy Before 2012

Uh, maybe he should pull off a wacky stunt!

Oh wait, he just did!

Liberals Know How To Embarass Themselves

Oh muh muh my! It is I, Max in the print, here! Mr. E and I have been pouring all over the web! May I ask anyone here who is a liberal: What are you all thinking? For one thing, you let your best man in Congress get away with exposing himself in a big ugly flash! Now why did you all get so pissed off about it? He was only being a Democrat! You do realize you will lose another seat in the House when he resigns, right? Is it really that bad for you liberals to have a guy exposing himself all over the web? Your old Bubba got caught with his pants down with Monica Lewinsky, and he stayed in office...why not with the Weiner Dude? All you need to do is start up a campaign, and tell them a dude named Earl started the so called nonsense, then find someone who's willing to be the patsy to go public, and say "My Name Is Irl!" Just change the way you spell the name Earl to Irl, so that you don't get into trouble with NBC! And since Weiner's from New York, get someone in a place like Philly or Detroit to take the fall for Weiner! Maybe Detroit is the better of the two; after all, Detroit guys are a bunch of punks! Now, we need a last name for Irl......hmm....okay, here's one: Hadanutt. Get it? Had a nutt! Hee hee! And yet, it's ordinary enough to be funny! Imagine someone yelling out "MY NAME IS IRL HADANUTT!!!!" I mean this guy can take a media chopping, and it would be so funny! Let me say it again: "MY NAME IS IRL HADANUTT!!!!" Now that is funny! "I'm Irl Hadanutt!!!!" "I'm Irl Hadanutt!!!" "Oh Boy I'm Feeling Funny!!!" "I'm gonna take the fall for the Weiner dude!!!!" "I'm Irl Hadanutt!!!!" Okay liberals, now don't you think that was funny? Imagine all the laughs you can draw with those lines, had you encouraged Anthony Weiner to stay in office! Oh wait, you guys want a mug shot for your fall guy? I believe Mystere has one in his files for me to use.

Hardball Matthews Namecalling Republicans as "Dunderheads"

MRC.org - Media Research Center

Boy Oh Boy! Looks like Chris Matthews is feeling a wedgey from behind! What kind of stupid thing will he say next?

Harold Camping's May 21 2011

As I write this post, it's a week away from the date that cult leader Harold Camping says is the date of Jesus Christ's second coming. Huh? Jesus is definitely coming back on May 21 2011? OH REALLY? And he said so in the Bible? Really now?

What Bible is this guy reading? Uh, why didn't I get a warning? After all, I believe Jesus will return SOME DAY like the Bible says...and it says that we won't know the exact date that he will return.

Uh, Pastor Camping, what are you going to do when you face God, and He confronts you for ordering him to come on the 21st?

Let's get back to reality...we don't know what day Jesus is going to retun to this earth, and we better be ready! Anyone who gives a date of His return is asking for trouble, and risks facing His eternal wrath for leading people astray.

Please keep Camping's followers in your prayers for their potection.

Things Done For Fun - Album Covers & Picture Sleeves

Just how often does one get to have fun posting blogs when one does political blogging such as myself? It's time to breathe a litttle and let loose with some fun!


I just recently came across some pics of album artwork for artists and bands who were popular in the 70s and 80s. How many of these do you recognize?

Will Muslims Issue A Fatwa Against Carl's Jr. & Hardees?

The word is out! Carl's Jr. and Hardees have brought out an under 500 calorie burger to the market. However, they have gotten some people upset with their ads. But, before I get into what's happening, let me give you a link to some free food from Carl's Jr. and Hardees:

http://www.hardees.com/promotions/


If you haven't noticed the ads yet, this is where the heat is on: They got Miss Turkey to do an ad for the new turkey burger. In the ad, Miss Turkey strips down to a bikini with the turkey burger imprinted on it. It turns out that Miss Turkey, Gizem Memic (Sorry folks, my computer doesn't allow for a French curve under the c), happens to like Carl's Jr. burgers; she said she grew up eating them.

Now, I came across a blog where a Turkish American said he was quite offended with the ad. I'll admit Gizem is quite the looker here! She has become quite the sensation on television with that ad! Now I'm wondering if any Muslim Imam has become a big cry baby and issued a Fatwa against Carl's Jr. and Hardees? Or have they enjoyed the ad so much that they've given a pass to them? If I were 1 of those nutjob Imams, I would probably still give a pass! Of course not all Imams are nutjobs, just the extremists!

Gizem, if you happen to come across this blog, I hope you enjoy the Turkey Burger!



No Fatwa from me!

RIP ELIZABETH TAYLOR AND GERALDINE FERRARO

Rest in peace, ladies! Both of you have made life interesting. Whether it was a movie or news, it certainly was quite colorful!

Net Neutrality

As this year comes to a close, I have something on my mind, which I would like to see flushed down the political toilet: Net Neutrality! That's right! Flush Net Neutrality down the Political Toilet!


For one thing, IT STINKS! And it stinks in the worst possible way. It is theft! When the government starts telling a business how to run itself, it almost always ends up being a disaster! Who is the government to regulate what goes up onto the Web? Since when has the FCC been fair to those who disagree with someone? I don't mind if someone disagrees with me, and I will tolerate those who disagree with me, but I will be the one to censor anyone who tries to post something vulgar or slanderous to anyone.

FCC, keep your smelly carcass out of the Web! Your name isn't Wilbur, and this is not Charlotte's web! FCC, cry "Uncle" while you still can, before you deal with the rage from those you censor, including the rage of the moonbat extremists you end up pissing off...when they get upset, they'll spew their guano at you!

Obama and his Burger Runs

Well, Mystere and I must hand it to Barack Obama this time! We recently came across this picture when Mystere was looking at some tweets he follows. Mystere follows Tammy Bruce, and just this past week, Tammy found this picture of Barack Obama on the web, having a snow cone.

There is something about Barack Obama and his taste for burgers. We have never seen any other President having frequent burger runs, where he treats others to hamburgers, whenever he is at some burger joint with his Secret Service guys. Now, I bet if either Mystere or I were to meet him at some burger joint such as Five Guys, Carl's Jr (or Hardees to those of you on the East Coast), Jack In The Box, In-N-Out, Burger King, or any other well known Burger joint, I'm sure he could tell us which burger is the juiciest one.

However, there is one thing that concerns me and Mystere: Obama's safety. This guy is putting himself at high risk whenever he dares to venture out on one of his big cravings for that juicy slab of beef between some toasted buns! Let's face it: he is making himself an easy target for some crazed whack-job who would stop at nothing to finish him off. If Obama keeps on frequenting some burger joints on a regular basis along with Joey B and the "Men In Black" alongside him, some loon just might try to pull off some kind of terrorist stunt...don't put it past Osama bin Laden and his gang of kooks to do so.

Moonbeam Jerry Brown drugging the election issues?

I smell a rat here! As you have all heard, there is a huge power struggle in California for the Governor's Seat, and the Senate. Moonbeam Jerry Brown has a huge battle with Meg Whitman for the Governor's seat, while Barbara Boxer faces an @$$ kicking from Carly Fiorina! Now don't get me wrong, but I think the Democrats have planted issues to distract us from the stinky carcasses they have left behind! For example, let's take Proposition 19 - the "legalizing" of marijuana for recreational use.
Why hasn't Moonbeam taken action to enforce the federal laws regarding using illegal drugs? Here's why: He simply wants to distract the voters from focusing in on all his failed policies. Another thing: any candidate who would condone such an act would take a beating from the public. The Democrats put this smoke screen up to make themselves appear good on camera! But let's face the truth:
Moonbeam Jerry allowed this to come up, so that it would distract voters from looking at his and Barbara Boxer's 68 years of combined political failures!

Moonbeam has also allowed a Homosexual Supreme Court Judge to toss out the definition of marriage as being between 1 man and 1 woman to becoming a free for all gay orgy! He allowed a sad excuse for a fruit fly judge Vaughn Walker to butt into what the voters wanted, and kick it out of law! Walker tossed the law out as if it were an unwanted rotten fruitcake!

Now Barbara Boxer has also dug herself a political grave! This bonehead keeps on hugging trees, and sets up Federal laws to forbid farmers from tapping into rivers to water their crops, because some fish gets onto the endangered species list. Babs has also gone on a wild spending spree which has left us in a huge financial crisis, with no good career jobs straight ahead for us. For a long time, she has not met an opponent who could give her a political whacking...until she got face to face with Carly Fiorina. Babs got her partner Diane Feinstein to manage her campaign, so the Thelma And Louise team could go out, smearing Fiorina's reputation. There is going to be a big political beating; the Democrats will be getting a big political spanking this year!