Will Obama Speak at UCI 2014 Graduation?

http://touch.latimes.com/#section/-1/article/p2p-79355827/

0bama will drag his carcass over to speak at the UCI Graduation ceremony being held at Angels Stadium in Anaheim California on June 14 2013.

And The Darwin Award Goes To:

Jamie Coots. Kentucky Snake Church Pastor. He said "Bite Me" to Satan by handling rattlesnakes at a so called worship service at his snake church. Satan's helpers heard him, and struck. Lesson to be learned: don't do foolish things in the name of Jesus. Call this suicide by snake bites.