Net Neutrality

As this year comes to a close, I have something on my mind, which I would like to see flushed down the political toilet: Net Neutrality! That's right! Flush Net Neutrality down the Political Toilet!


For one thing, IT STINKS! And it stinks in the worst possible way. It is theft! When the government starts telling a business how to run itself, it almost always ends up being a disaster! Who is the government to regulate what goes up onto the Web? Since when has the FCC been fair to those who disagree with someone? I don't mind if someone disagrees with me, and I will tolerate those who disagree with me, but I will be the one to censor anyone who tries to post something vulgar or slanderous to anyone.

FCC, keep your smelly carcass out of the Web! Your name isn't Wilbur, and this is not Charlotte's web! FCC, cry "Uncle" while you still can, before you deal with the rage from those you censor, including the rage of the moonbat extremists you end up pissing off...when they get upset, they'll spew their guano at you!

Obama and his Burger Runs

Well, Mystere and I must hand it to Barack Obama this time! We recently came across this picture when Mystere was looking at some tweets he follows. Mystere follows Tammy Bruce, and just this past week, Tammy found this picture of Barack Obama on the web, having a snow cone.

There is something about Barack Obama and his taste for burgers. We have never seen any other President having frequent burger runs, where he treats others to hamburgers, whenever he is at some burger joint with his Secret Service guys. Now, I bet if either Mystere or I were to meet him at some burger joint such as Five Guys, Carl's Jr (or Hardees to those of you on the East Coast), Jack In The Box, In-N-Out, Burger King, or any other well known Burger joint, I'm sure he could tell us which burger is the juiciest one.

However, there is one thing that concerns me and Mystere: Obama's safety. This guy is putting himself at high risk whenever he dares to venture out on one of his big cravings for that juicy slab of beef between some toasted buns! Let's face it: he is making himself an easy target for some crazed whack-job who would stop at nothing to finish him off. If Obama keeps on frequenting some burger joints on a regular basis along with Joey B and the "Men In Black" alongside him, some loon just might try to pull off some kind of terrorist stunt...don't put it past Osama bin Laden and his gang of kooks to do so.